February 2012
16 posts
My Exciting Life....
So it’s just a tad after midnight on a Friday night. I was sitting here watching Parking Wars and playing Angry Birds (the rest of the family is asleep) when I realized that my life isn’t exciting. The best part about that realization was that I’m perfectly OK with that.
I don’t need to go out on the weekends or spend a bunch of time out to feel like my life is good. The...
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Do you ever wake up and think,
tylercoates:
What the fuck is going to piss me off today?
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TSK: A little blood goes a long way
Nurse Cranquis: Oh my god, Dr. Cranquis, you should go see the bloody mess in room 3.
Cranquis: Oh, you mean from the guy with the nosebleed that was here earlier?
Nurse: Yes! You know when he first walked in, he was just dripping blood everywhere, so I handed him an emesis basin and he blew his nose into it, and this huge clot came out!
Cranquis: Yeah, those nose-clots can look pretty big.
Nurse: No, this was humongous. It was like he blew a placenta out of his nose!
Cranquis: Ok, maybe we're getting a bit carried away here.
January 2012
17 posts
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Eli Manning
I hear a lot of shit talk about Eli having dumb face. Maybe he does, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that he’s a football genius. People should show him some respect for the job he does and how he does it even though everyones against him. I love Eli, maybe its because to me he’s an under dog, the way e eryone talks about him, I’m not sure. And I know its not a...
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Day 5-Quitting Smoking
Today is day 5 of my quest to quit smoking. Its a lot better than day 2, but it still sucks balls. My bff is over with her hubby to watch the football games. Usually we leave the guys inside and go outside and drink adult beverages while smoking. Not tonight.
We are sitting in here with the guys. This makes me realize how great smoking was. It gave us a timeout from the men folk.
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Rants →
Some People Are Misinformed →
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Why I Hate Assholes →
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Why I Hate Assholes
http://peekinsidemybrain.blogspot.com/2012/01/why-i-hate-assholes.html
December 2011
10 posts
messagesfrommatch:
I am very faithful and honest about my feelings although I will say i have been hurt a couple of times recently so I get scared easily about if I am doing things right or not.. And if you are a virgin and waiting till you’re married then that’s mega bonus points.
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STFU, Parents: Woe Is Mom: Selfish People... →
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Woe Is Mom: Selfish People Edition
OK, so let me get this straight: If I’m shopping at Walmart, a retail destination that should be renamed Hell On Earth-Mart, and I take a break from my Christmas shopping to use the facilities there, where I basically assume that everything I’m…
If you can’t handle cleaning up your own kids shit, don’t have any.
messagesfrommatch:
my name is Javier Im 36 years old and the reazon for this message is because thats real important to me find a match because I never had a girlfriend before and actually Im still a virgin not by choice thats because the circumstances I mean because I never had a special one for me…..Im not a crying baby Im here because I think God using this site for contact you if you feel...
STFU, Parents: Kids In The Community UPDATE! →
stfuparents:
If you’ve been reading this blog for more than three months, you no doubt remember Alanna, AKA the number one proponent of making sure everyone understands that kids are an extension of their parents and thus, the community. In other words, don’t shirk on your responsibilities, public. Don’t…
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Late Night at IHOP →
Reasons to hate Christmas...#1 →
Christmas..shittiest time of year →
tylercoates:
annicka:
This joke happened
I know jokes.
November 2011
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September 2011
1 post
Dear Tumblr....
I miss you. I had to delete you from my ITouch to try and re-download you to fix the freeze. Alas, you have made it impossible for my outdated ITouch 3 to download the app. Sigh……
July 2011
8 posts
Feel like screaming
So lately I’ve been feeling miserable. It has little to do with me, and everything to do with people around me. Some seem to go out of their way to irritate me. I know that when you have poisonous people in your life you’re supposed to cut them out. Sometimes, by court order, you have to keep them around.
Anyway, while I’ve been sitting around wallowing in the misery of being...